Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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