- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

you will like this because i am black.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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