- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

Once upon a time a was born

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

A jew enters a mall.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

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