What is black and has no education A tire.

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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ur gey

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Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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What did the mexican do when 3 INS workers came to his house? He showed them his papers and it turns out he was a natural born US citizen. The mexican then proceeded to invite the INS into his home for a cup of coffee but they respectfully declined

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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The last head of Satan, is oh but what you blamed upon Your faults, Your sins. The thoughts of Madness written here, yet potent enough to cloud Your thoughts.... Wait not forever children of man, as eternity is at its peak, the false prophet IS AMONGST US! But what side is he on? The last ditch attempt to protect humanity from a raging jealous vengeful God? Say it is not so! Say that darkness is not the only thing standing against you and eternal damnation... ...Yet you killed his only true child, you stole his name, his essence... Even his Identity... ...Even the Angels white are powerless to stop him, Your maker, Your true maker, for what is the grief of the holy, from which you took his only son... ...As you celebrate once and once anew... :...Merry CHRISTmas, to all of those of you all now left behind... Celebrate it well, as before the world reaches 2017, is where it all ends...

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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A penguin is driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He has it towed to a service station in the nearest town to be repaired. The mechanic tells him that it may be a while so he might want to take a stroll around town, find something to do for a while and check back a little later for an update. The penguin decides that as it is so hot in the desert town, and he is accustomed to a much cooler climate, he might enjoy a bit of ice cream. He walks to the local ice cream parlor, orders a large vanilla cone, and proceeds to devour the treat in a flash, covering himself in ice cream in the process. He has ice cream on his flippers, his face, and all down his stomach; he is virtually covered in the white, sticky goo. Upon returning to the service station to check in on the mechanic and his car, the mechanic say to him, "Well, it looks like the seal on your head gasket leaked, the transmission is shot, and you appear to be covered in ice cream." To which the penguin replies, "Yes, I have made quite the mess of myself. Today just isn't my day."

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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