- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Whats the defination of cruelty

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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