- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

What did boy with now arms and no legs get for christmas A pogo-stick

what did the handicap, gimp kid get on his test? I cant tell you.

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

A red and blue penguin are taking showers. The red penguin can't find the soap so he yells down the hall to the blue penguin "Hey, where is my soap?" The blue penguin replies, "What do I look like a typewriter?"

Knock Knock... Who's there? JUST LET ME IN!

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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