- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

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