What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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