What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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How do you get someone to paid attention to etys You don't, there is no such thing as retys

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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