Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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Get up Look in the mirror

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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