What did john say to bob Hey bob

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

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What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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