Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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What's one plus one? two.

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I <3 Hitler

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hello there. I am Elder Young and I with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. What would you say if someone were to offer you peace and happiness through all of eternity?

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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