- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

i wonder who made this website? a human

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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