- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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