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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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