How long does it take a blonde to skrew in a light bulb? Any amount of time; given that she knows that said bulb is in need of replace meant, or that said blonde is disabled, or if you thought I would make some kind of funny blonde joke that you would tell your friend and then forget ten minutes later, only to think of it a day later and claim it as your own.

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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Do you like cheese? Yes. Okay.

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

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Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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