- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

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