- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

One time i was sitting down

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

No soup for you!

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

joe galasso from plainview ny

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

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