Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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penisvaginaorgasm

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Gustavo Andrade

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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