Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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why was there no toothpaste left in the toothpaste tub? someone squeezed it all in a drawer

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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