q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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