What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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What is a holocaust survivors favorite food nothing

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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