a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

What's long and black? A long and black object.

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

no rasist joks

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

add me on facebook guys , im sexy , i get mad girls and guys, im bisexual , and im a blood (the gang) http://www.facebook.com/brock.beatty.1?ref=ts

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

Womens rights.

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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