- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Haikus are easy but some of them don't make sense but some of them do

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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