- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

who is gay wit mon james cornish

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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