- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

What's 2+2? Fish

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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