- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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