- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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