- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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