yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

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Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

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Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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LO LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOPLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOO O O O O O O OLO LOL OL O LO LO LO L OL Wasted your time didn't I -All the lol post are by me, LOL GUY.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

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