- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Choir.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

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