What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

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