- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Charlie Sheen is winning

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

Haha, I get it..

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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