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Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Potassium? K.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

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Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

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your skull would make a nice pen holder

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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