- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

what is 3+3= 8

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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