Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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i like turtles

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a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he is keeping company with a swine, and the muslim feels offended for the poor horse.

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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