- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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