- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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