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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

Why did Harry Potter go to meet Professor Lupin? --Because he wanted to practice casting his Patronus

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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