Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

what do you call a black chef glendon

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

Jack Stevens

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