- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

A Mormon walks into a bar

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

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