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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

what do you call a black chef glendon

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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