- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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