- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

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