The Blonde walked into a wall.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What page are you on The gay page.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

Three children had stumbled into an old cottage where they were met by a wizard. The wizard pointed out a slide in the corner of his cottage. He told the children that they could each go down the slide and that they could shout out a word while sliding. He told them that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "GOLD" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of solid gold. Due to its extreme hardness the child was killed immediately on impact.

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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