- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

Why is the chicken dead? It tried to cross the road.

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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