- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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