Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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FUCK YOU

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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PENIS lol

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

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Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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dallen loves penis

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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