- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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