- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

hard cheese

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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