- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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