My name is me I like fired chicken!

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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