- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" giggles friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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