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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

What do you call a black man? Rob

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Why was the man sad His got raped

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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