- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Racial equality.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

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