What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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XD Jackass.

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red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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