- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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