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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

a jewish duck trips over a series of metal corckswcrews and proceeds to die of ADHD the answer is 4

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.