- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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