- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

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