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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

What are annoying? Ads.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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