Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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VITAMIN C!

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

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Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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