- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

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