- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

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