My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

360 NO SCOPE

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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