- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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