- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

What is life? Paul.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

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