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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

an american walks out of a strip club.

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

knock knock who's there? faith

whats black white and red all over an abused child

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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