- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

What's the difference between a duck?

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

your mom.

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