what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

I? Everett

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

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