- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Click here to end the world.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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