- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

A Man Gets Cancer He eventually Loses all his hair and drops dead

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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