- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde go on vacation in Hawaii. They plan to swim to the next island. The brunette and redhead do it with no problem. The blonde swims halfway and realizes she is tired. She continues to swim straight ahead knowing her friends are already at the next island.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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