- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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