Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

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how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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