Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

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Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

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Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

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Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

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What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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