What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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