- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

I have cancer. And you're next.

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