- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

Two baby seals walk into a club.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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