A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Whats brown a sticky, shit

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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