- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Definitely not Lisa.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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