- Anti Joke

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.