Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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