- Anti Joke

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Apple hates Blackberry.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money