roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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