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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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These Jokes suck.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

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