- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

A muslim paints Mohammed

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

What's worse than a spray tan? - A spray tan of hydrochloric acid.

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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