- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

why are black people so fast? because there black

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