Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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How many Soviet Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, in Soviet Russia, light bulbs are an unavailable commodity because the tyrannical government has called for a ban on unnatural illumination. A fact which is not lost on Mikhail, the light bulb maker whose wife died because his lack of business caused him to miss payments on his hospital bills.

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What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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A homosexual walked into a bar. He orders a beer. When he holds out his credit card, the bartender says, "We do not accept credit." Upon hearing this, the homosexual reaches into his wallet and pulls out five dollars. Because it is legal tender, the bartender takes the money and gives the homosexual the change that is due. The homosexual proceeds to drink the beer. When he is finished, he walks out of the bar. Nobody is aware of his sexual orientation.

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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A man is driving the speed limit of 55 on the highway. He gets pulled over and the cop says, "Do you know how fast you were going sir?" The man replies "Well yes I was going 55, the speed limit." The cop says, "No you were going 80." The speedometers broken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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