- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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