- Anti Joke

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.