knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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