- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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