- Anti Joke

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

here's a joke... the american education society

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.