- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

why did the man hop everywhere? He only had one leg

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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