my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

A black man walks into a movie theatre... And pay for a ticket that would grant him access to watch the verity Of movies available to watch that month of screening. He picks the warhorse which was critically acclaimed by many respected critics. He watched and observed the positive and negative points of the the film. When it ended he took a long a ride home on the number 76 bus to ibswitch road where he lived during that time, and wrote about his opionion on the movie and how he thought the movie could be improved. He done this same routen for another six months, every saturday, until he died of aids shorty after a homosexual fling.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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