- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

a dyslexic man walked his god.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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