- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

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