Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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