What's brown and sticky? A stick

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Why was the little African child sad? He had recently been denied an education only 4 days after witnessing his mother being raped and cut in half by a machete. ....he also had aids. ......and was in Africa.

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Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

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What do you call double A's? Batteries

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

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What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

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A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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