- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

race-car = rac-ecar

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Jesus Christ

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

why did the blue berry cross the road

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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