What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

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A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Q: Whats the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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