Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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Women's Rights

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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