- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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A pope meets another one

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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