- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. The chicken was run over by a truck before he could get to the other side

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Men's rights

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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