- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

who is really lanky? james cornish

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

i wonder who made this website? a human

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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