What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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