How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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Cancer

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Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

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What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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