- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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