I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

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What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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hey hey apple

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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Why did the CEO step down? Because he was very ill and could no longer meet his duties and expectations as Pear’s CEO.

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Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

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Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, technically speaking, chickens lack the capability to cross said road because chances are that it was a highway because highways cover 64% of america's roads. This being said, the possibility of a chicken being able to cross is is highly improbable. So to answer the question.... BACON!!!

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There once was a man named Trevor. Trevor was walking casually through the forest one day. All of a sudden, a wolf leapt out from the trees. The wolf said, in a harsh voice, "Hey man! This is my patch". But then Trevor woke up and realised that his hallucinations were symptoms of a degenerative brain disease.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

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Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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