- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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