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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

A house comes around the corner.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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