how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

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How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

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i saw amango it splootered

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Josh Moran sticks CD's up his dick to see how fun it is to give a boy anal.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

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Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

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If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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A fat guy!

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

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Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

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I was just thinking in something I swear ... I am still Just, wait, i'll be good

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how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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