- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Yanter, Look it up

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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