- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

Why are women such horrible drivers? Their hair gets in the way.

Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

I once saw a small Italian man wearing trainers with a smart suit. He looked like an idiot, but I considered the option that he may not have had any money left after buying the suit to buy shoes. Exercising diplomacy, I left him be and enjoyed a nice meal with he and his trainers.

Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

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What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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