White NBA players.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Allah walked into AK Bar

9/11

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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