- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A Fairly ghetto African-American male and a Korean Merchant pass each other on the streets of L.A. two weeks after the Rodney King riots, what happens? The merchant nods his head to say hello to the African-American and the African-American male does the same and they both live out sucessful lives. By the way the African-American just got accepted to Harvard on a scholarship program.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.