Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

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I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

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So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

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What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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