- Anti Joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

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How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.