What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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