Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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