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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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