- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

what do you call a black woman pregnant with twins? A woman who has a loving husband who she wanted to have children with so when they had sex, 2 of his sperm fertilized the egg so now she gets to raise two children which she is looking forward to, but she also knows it will be alot of work.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

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