Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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