- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Anti Jokes = Drained

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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