- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Women's Rights

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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