Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

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why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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