- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Men's rights

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

all these jokes are horrible now

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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