- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

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