A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

I'm Polish.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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