- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

A man did not like this site

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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