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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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