What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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Albert your flies undone.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Knock, knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who?

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

what did the man say to his cat? sex. -teagan doherty

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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