- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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