- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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