- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

The word "Walter" is never funny.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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