Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

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What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

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Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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