What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

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Why are Asians good at Math? Because they are bad at English.

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

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I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? An anchor

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

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One, two, three, four and five

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im @ work, LOL.

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Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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