- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

My cat just died.

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