- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Why so serious ?

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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