- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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