- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Your Mom The End.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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