- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

read me write me

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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