- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

This is a random Anti joke.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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