- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

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Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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