- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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