Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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A muslim walks into an airport. He then buys his ticket, boards his plane, and his flown to his proper destination.

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Good job, son.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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