yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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