- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

A house comes around the corner.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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