What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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