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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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guess what what ...

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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