- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

A man goes to the potty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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