- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall Humpty Dumpty is an egg so nobody cares

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! closes door

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