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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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