Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

A black man walks out of a police station

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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