How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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Q: why did the plain crash A: the driver is a loaf of bread

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Did You Hear about the Black Guy That went to College?....Neither Did I...

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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What happened to the Jewish man while he was in the shower? He accidentally fell asleep and was late to his job.

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Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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