Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

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What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

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what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A dyslectic man walks into a bra. It was dark and he didn't see the laundry his wife hanged on the clothes line.

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What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

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The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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