- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

This is an anti-joke.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

A baby seal walks into a club.

America

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??