- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

The chickens have become self-aware!

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

God is real.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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