Why did the astronaut die in space? Just kidding there was no astronaut. It was a cucumber

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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Ben Corbishley

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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i like turtles

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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