- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Women's Rights..

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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