- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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