What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo Don't worry I'll be there too! Not in the cage But laughing at you! ??

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Your girlfriend.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

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