How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

What page are you on The gay page.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

What is green and slow Grass.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

How do five gay guys walk? 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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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