- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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