- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

The child was fired from his job.

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

hola said the chinese man

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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