- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

why did you poop because you are a poop

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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