I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

What is green and slow Grass.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

A terrorist robs a walrus.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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