Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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race-car = rac-ecar

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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