- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

a black man walks out of popeyes

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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