What is life? Paul.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Good job, son.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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