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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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