- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

what's funny about war? nothing!

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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