- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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