What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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womens rights.

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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