- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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