Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

time to spruce up!

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

How did the Jewish man play racquetball? With a racket and a birdie.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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