Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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