- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

This is a joke.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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