PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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