yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

A Mormon walks into a bar

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

alex is cool

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

why are black people so fast? because there black

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

White NBA players.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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