- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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