- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

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