Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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What's old and baggy? An old bag.

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Click here to end the world.

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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