Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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