Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Why did the homosexual cross the road without looking both ways? He was blind......

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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Corn Muffins

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

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Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

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once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, technically speaking, chickens lack the capability to cross said road because chances are that it was a highway because highways cover 64% of america's roads. This being said, the possibility of a chicken being able to cross is is highly improbable. So to answer the question.... BACON!!!

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When life hands you lemons you can't make lemonade, Sugar and Water are two other key ingredients that were not included with the lemons.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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