- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barack Obama.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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