Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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Why did the Jew pick up the quarter on the sidewalk? Because he was going to buy a candy bar and was short 25 cents.

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Whats worse than a joke? This

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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