A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

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What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

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Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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Andoni was here

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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