How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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Women's rights

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? The police, please open the door.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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What is cowboy say

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A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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Roses are red My balls are blue Get off Unless You want too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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