-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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Knock Knock Who did that?

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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what did the man say to the other man? hey

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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