- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

it smells like up dog in here. whats that?

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. Well, life isn't a physical being so chances are low that it will actually hand you lemons.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

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